VILLAGE IDIOT
Kids say it all the time: YOLO. You Only Live Once.
It’s the excuse they use when they want to do something silly, stupid or dangerous.
“Let’s see how fast Mom’s car will go — YOLO!”
“Let’s eat worms — YOLO!”
“Let’s put cherry bombs in our pants — YOLO!”
You can imagine how those all turned out. Not that I didn’t do stupid stuff when I was a kid, it’s just that I don’t ever remember saying YOLO. I think we usually just said, “Watch this!” before each trip to the emergency room.