VILLAGE IDIOT
Three years ago at this time of year, I mentioned that I had just gone through an entire day without having a pumpkin spice latte.
I wrote that I had also successfully avoided dozens of other seasonal delights: pumpkin spice soup, pumpkin spice marshmallows, pumpkin spice granola, pumpkin spice pancakes, pumpkin spice beer, pumpkin spice donuts, pumpkin spice beef jerky, pumpkin spic…