I made the decision a few weeks ago that whenever I become eligible to receive a COVID vaccine, I am going to do so.
I know, I know. They — whoever “they” is/are — are planting microchips into us for the government to track It’s the mark of the beast. It’s going to alter my DNA and turn me into a dinosaur-human hybrid. It’s going to kill me.
The good news is eventually something will kill me.
I’m not…
