VILLAGE IDIOT
There is only one basic rule to lose money in the stock market: buy high, sell low. It’s easy and anyone can do it. Simply learn a few technical terms and you can start losing money like a financial pro overnight.
The first term is “market day.” A “market day” is any day on which the stock market is open, so you can lose money. On weekends and holidays, you must go to a casino or a h…
