“It’s probably coronavirus,” the nurse said after I listed off my symptoms. I had been feeling badly since the night before. “Quarantine for 10 days.”
“Wait. Probably? How do you know? And I need an excuse because I was out of work today.”
“You don’t need an excuse. You’re quarantined. You can have an excuse when you finish quarantine.”
Ah. My very own certificate to show I completed involuntary soli…
