VILLAGE IDIOT
Halloween is six weeks away, and I am very scared. Not of trickor-treaters coming to my door, or of my car being soaped (even though it needs it).
No, I’m scared that I’ll have to go shopping for something between now and Oct. 31. Because I know that there is no way I can go to any store between now and then without passing pyramids of gaudy “holiday-sized” packs of Halloween candy, …
