F olks, “last one in is a rotten egg” applies to more than swimming pools.
If you share sleeping quarters with a spouse or Significant Other, I urge you to expedite the toothbrushing process, throw on your PJs or nightie with breakneck speed and be the first person under the sheet.
Because the first one in bed apparently has dibs on The Paranormal Pillow.
I call it The Paranormal Pillow because it so…
