VILLAGE IDIOT
Iam waiting in the “Poor Pathetic Schmuck” line for my boarding pass at the airport. There are at least 30 people in front of me. In the next line over, at the counter for the same airline, an attendant is doing nothing but waiting for the next “Elite” customer to show up.
The Elite passenger has no time to waste waiting in line. It’s doubtful that they will even let his baggage rub …
