VILLAGE IDIOT
Driving past a fast-food restaurant today, I spotted a sign out front that said, “FUN JOBS! Apply inside!”
Fun jobs. The sign seemed to contradict something my dad used to say to me at least five times a week when I was a teenager: “If it was fun, they wouldn’t call it work.” His other favorite sayings were, “That bed won’t make itself,” “That lawn won’t mow itself,” “This house won’…
