It’s time to make a pizza

My most embarrassing moment (among others) was when I was first invited to travel with my in-laws on a skiing trip (they should’ve known better). Previous family videos show happy people going up the mountain — then down the mountain. Then up. Then down. Then up. Then down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down (are we having fun yet?). Arriving at our destination I beheld crowds adorned in the latest colo…