VILLAGE IDIOT
“Did you just wake up?” asked Ralph from behind the counter as he poured my breakfast coffee.
“No.”
“Something looks different. Did you gain a lot of weight?”
“No, thank you, it’s just a new haircut.”
“You paid for that?”
“Yes, I did. And unlike you, I had to pay full price for having so much hair. You must get, what, a 75 percent discount?”
I shouldn’t have said that. For the next two we…
