Down the Rabbit hole
While perusing a home decor site in my down time, I scrolled past dozens of welcoming door mats.
One mat had an eyecatching description: ‘Unwelcome Mat.’ Once I zoomed in, I had to stop myself from clicking ‘add to cart’ over and over again.
The mat, with thick, black capital letters, asked accusingly, “DID YOU CALL FIRST?”
Why yes, endearingly snarky door mat, that IS the quest…
